Instructions
Just get a shit load of beer and people and just drink. 70 rules to follow... have fun!
 

DRINK WHEN:

·  1. Someone has a bad feeling about this.

·  2. It's their only hope.

·  3. An entire planet is described as having one climate.

·  4. Somebody gets choked.

·  5. A woman other than Leia is on screen.

·  6. An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts)

·  7. Somebody's hand gets cut off.

·  8. A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.

·  9. There is a tremor in the Force.

·  10. It's not someone's fault.

·  11. One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing.

·  12. A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks.

·  13. Someone exclaims "NO!".

·  14. Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea.

·  15. Twice if it is not Han.

·  16. Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies. (It counts if they change at the end.)

·  17. Someone is mind-controlled using the Force.

·  18. People kiss.

·  19. A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black.

·  20. Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, onl y the first person on screen counts)

·  21. Three times if someone in between wears grey.

·  22. Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen.

·  23. An elaborately made up alien has no lines.

·  24. Someone or something tries to get money from Han.

·  25. Some ship crashes into something after being hit.

·  26. Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber.)

·  27. An Ewok dies, and the camera longer than it did when the Death Star exploded , killing billions of people. (14 seconds, count 'em.)

·  28. It is Luke's destiny.

·  29. Luke whines.

·  30. Luke discovers a long lost relative.

·  31. Luke fights monsters or savages.

·  32. Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip.

·  33. Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm.

·  34. Luke is upside down.

·  35. Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time.

·  36. Twice if they speak to each other.

·  37. Luke's parentage is foreshadowed.

·  38. Luke refuses to take someone's advice.

·  39. Luke yells "Artooooo!".

·  40. Leia insults somebody.

·  41. Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands.

·  42. Twice if it covers her neck.

·  43. Three times if she is almost totally nude.

·  44. Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance.

·  45. Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("...only imperial stormtroopers are so prec ise.")

·  46. Han brags about the Millennium Falcon.

·  47. Anybody insults the Millennium Falcon.

·  48. Something doesn't work on the Falcon.