A six to eight (8 preferable) foot long
banquet table, a few dice and a ton of beer (Keg is more handy),
as well as an ample supply of 12 ounce (for a school night) or
16 ounce (for the hard core) plastic cups.
How to play:
Basically to play you need four people, two
at either long end of the table sitting across from one another,
with cups filled with beer placed 18 inches from the end of the
table and a "regulation fist" towards the center, or the width
of the player's fist.
Each player takes turns throwing the die
into the air, aiming either to score points or to "plunk" the
opponents beer cup. Really simple game...
Rules:
- Each cup, when filled, contains four
"drinks" of beer.
- At no point shall any participant in the
game say the number "five" or the number "seven". These
numbers are to be referred to as "bizz" and "buzz"
respectively. If a member of a team says either of these
numbers, they are penalized one drink.
- If the die, when thrown, lands into the cup
of the OPPOSING team, then much celebration takes place and
the opposing team must "chug out" their beer. A time
restriction may be put on this "chug out", but is usually only
used in tournament play.
- If the die, when thrown, "plinks" your
opponents cup, then the opponent must drink one "drink" of
beer.
- If the die, when thrown, lands in YOUR OWN
TEAMS cup, then you should feel awful, since you must "chug
out" your beer, then fill it up again, and chug out that beer
as well. This is known as a "self-plunk" and should be avoided
at all costs.
- If there is a plunk at any point in the
game and the cup is spilled, then the team whose cup is
plunked owes a filling of their cup, from the spilling, chug
out that beer, then "fill and chug" again. In the event of a
"self plunk spillage" then the team owes itself three fill and
chugs.
- The die, when thrown, must travel at least
as high as it travels far, so a room with high ceilings and
adequate lighting is ideal. In the event of a low throw,
called a "whip", the team who threw the die, feels shame and
must drink once.
- If the die lands in the cup of your
opponent and the beer is not deep enough to submerge the
entire die, then the team must fill and chug again after the
plunk chug is finished.
- If a die is thrown legally and goes off the
other opposite end of the table, without hitting the cup of
your opponents, and within imaginary 45 degree angles
extending in rays fron the corners of the table, a point is
scored. The games are played to 5, "bizz", or to 7, "buzz".
- All catches of the die must be made with
one hand, and cannot be trapped against any part of the body.
- All tosses will be made underhand
- A specific order of throwing must be
maintained, if this order is broken, or a throw "out of order"
is made, then one drink is penalized to the team out of order.
- In the event of one's first plunk, a
nickname, known forever as their "diename" is given to them.
Examples of such names are "Pumpkinhead", "Fat Kid", "Tubby",
"Grampa", "Uncle Schlawkt", and "Chief". Names are not
confined to any level of decency either. A well known die
player is named "Whisker Biscuit" and another, "Shit Boy". To
each his own. A player CANNOT name themself, and must take the
name given to them.
- A PLUNK IS A PLUNK IS A PLUNK. CHUG OUT.
Variations:
- Spam Die: A can of SPAM is put in the
middle of the table, and in the event that the die hits the
SPAM, then the team who hits the spam must eat some SPAM. The
same can be done with Potted Meat Food Product.
- Rye Die: Same as beer die, except Jim
Beam's Rye is used instead of beer. BAD IDEA!
-
GOD: Usually if there is one man out, or,
Heaven forbid, there's a chem-free kid at your party, make
them GOD, a creature who makes people drink for no good
reason, and makes crucial rulings on game disputes. The game
takes on a whole new meaning when there's a GOD. AND WHAT GOD
SAYS GOES!
-
Strip die: Think about it...
-
One on one, or pitcher die: For the
Alcoholic. Fill a pitcher of Beer, put it directly across from
whomever you are playing and play with the same rules as
regular die. GROSS AND DISGUSTING. Have a trash can handy for
this one...