Instructions:

1st person starts off and asks another person, 'Wanna buy a duck?'

2nd person - 'a what?'

1st person - 'A duck'

2nd person - 'Does it quack?'

1st person - 'Of couse it quacks, it's a mother fucking duck'

2nd person - 'How much?'

1st person - 'For you, five dollars'

At this point, the second person turns to a third person and starts the round over again.

But, every time the third person asks the second a question, they must ask the first person.

At any time the players can add their own touches.

Example:. 'Does it fuck' instead of 'Does it quack', etc.

Any mess-up's require drinking.